FUN PICS WITH PASTOR KEVIN!

My musician days
Hear me sing.

This was me
when being
green was cool.

When I was
younger...

If you’re looking for a church where you can have fun,
then welcome home. Every weekend at the Vineyard
we learn together and laugh together at silly videos,
top ten lists, jokes, movie clips and Pastor Kevin’s
infamous one-liners. Check out a few examples…

TOP TEN LIST

Top ten signs that a coworker is cranky

Being cool
with the guys.

Hanging out
with my
favorite family!

He calls the police on you for parking in “his” spot.
He borrows your pen and uses it to stir his coffee.
The sign on his office door reads: “Forget about the dog, beware of owner.”
He complains during a staff meeting that you are “writing too loud.”
His email autoresponder reads: “Like I care.”
His screensaver says: “If you can read this, what the heck are you doing looking at my computer?!?”
He tells the UPS guy that brown is not his color.
He declares his cubicle a “No Smiling Zone.”
Instead of putting papers in your inbox, he staples them to your chair.
His voicemail message says: “Thanks for calling. I have no
intention of getting back to you, loser.”

She invites you over for dinner because she's going to make
this great recipe she saw on "Survivor"
The candy in the box is so old you can't tell if it's chocolate or a chia pet.
Your date with a hot latin really meant a microwaveable burrito.
There's something trying to crawl out of one of the chocolates.
Your roses didn’t have any thorns… or leaves… or petals.
After a romantic candle-light dinner, he gazes into your eyes
and says “It’s your turn to buy.”
Your date tried to convince you that Cheeze Whiz really is a delicacy
in his country.
You didn't get your heart shaped box until today and it has a 50% off sticker on it.
Your card had the date whited out on it.
Your card had the name whited out on it.

Top ten ways you know you've been dissed on Valentine's Day

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